It's official, the US government says so. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18692830
Damn, I thought Daryl Hannah was sexy as a mermaid. Also Alyssa Milano is sexy with a tail.
That is exactly what the Mermaids want us to think!
Not only that but it probably cost the government millions for scientist to research this subject.
All because too many idiots can't tell a fantasy from a documentary. Mermaids may not exist, but idiots are still quite common.
I beg to differ. I just saw this one recently:
Oh no Marc! They're coming to disappear you now! It's all a big cover up.
That's it, I am getting a mermaid for my tank! That particular specimen is mighty fine.